ultimate comeback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY_m3xBPZUs

eat shit

http://youtu.be/jutwezVS8HE?t=1m32s

close

http://youtu.be/T0L7D17KV6E?t=40m21s

Game show entertainment general knowledge loolah

diversity woohoo

"BLAH HITLER"
-Simon Honeydew, 2014 [5:46]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVcUDnu2tw

viewer discretion advised: moderate-high amount of intense swearing

sc00t

L1R5:
L1|| English
R1|| SS+History
R2|| EMath/AMath/Chemistry/Physics/Biology
R3|| SS+History/EMath/AMath/Chemistry/Physics/Biology
R4|| English/Chinese/SS+History/EMath/AMath/Chemistry/Physics/Biology/FOE
R5|| English/Chinese/SS+History/EMath/AMath/Chemistry/Physics/Biology/FOE

cheez

English:
Paper 1: 61/70
Paper 2: 34/50
Paper 3: 26/30
Paper 4: 22/30
Overall: 77.6%
Grade: A1

EMath:
Paper 1: 75/80
Paper 2: 88/100
Overall: 90.9%
Grade: A1

Chinese:
Paper 1: 27.5/60
Paper 2: 39/70
Paper 3: 12/20
Paper 4: 34/50
Overall: 56.3%
Grade: C5

Chemistry:
Paper 1: 35/39
Paper 2: 69/80
Overall: 87.4%
Grade: A1

SS-History:
Paper 1: 32/50
Paper 3: 37/50
Overall: 69%
Grade: B3

Physics:
Paper 1: 38/40
Paper 2: 63/80
Overall: 84.2%
Grade: A1

Biology:
Paper 1: 33/40
Paper 2: 66/80
Overall: 82.5%
Grade: A1

AMath:
Overall: 88%
Grade: A1

FOE: 
Overall: 85%
Grade: A1

MSG: 1.7
L1R5: 8

abcdeath

Me: I put the cannabis in cannibalism

Other me: wut that doesn't even spell correctly

Me: Who needs spelling when you have human weed

Other me: ew wut

Periodic Table according to Honeydew

Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Bismuth

i'm so funny

So I found a rock on the field today and I was trying to dig into it with my compass (the circle drawing one).

Jerry: Don't do that

Me: I put the mental in experimental

Ian: lol

best save

The Adventure

one day I pooped a whale of fetus it was horriyfying

quote of the day

"IT WAS LIKE DRIVING A STUPID BLUNT KNIFE THOUGH MY STUPID SKULL AND STUPID BRAIN!!!"

-Lynnette Leong, 2010

Remember when...

Raffles Institution got beaten by scrubs?

READ DAT MONU SON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xqBHqMt7eI&feature=youtu.be&t=10m22s

Noah

"I was watching Noah the other day, you know the new storytelling of Noah, with Russell Crowe, but one of the guys in it, said in frustration, "Jesus Christ!" and I remember thinking, "He wasn't really born then was he?""

-Sjin, 2014

"Jesus Christ!"

"Who?"

"Oh, er, shit."

Blast from d past

I just came across a conversation I recorded back in 2011 between me and my sister, it went like this.

Me: Do you care for me?
Sis: Yeah
Me: Why?
Sis: Cos you're my brother
Me: Do you respect me?
Sis: No
Me: Why not?
Sis: Cos you're very mean to me
Me: Okay do you love me as a brother
Sis: Yeah
Me: Why?
Sis: Cos you're my brother
Me: That's very [tries to say the word 'sweet']...
Me: Why am I mean?
Sis: Cos you're born like that

schol

I'm here to do well.

I'm here to make friends.

I'm here to leave a lasting impression.

I will do whatever I have to to make sure I haven't wasted many years of my life,

As long as in the end, I'm still me.

#inspiration

Gold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6teOmBuMxw4

I'd like to recommend

Ragul played this song during SIMC

Thanks Ragul

gud remix

best

Truth

"I can't do it."

Something heavy clatters to the ground.

'He' turns around and sees a man staring at a gun on the floor.

A man very much in his likeness.

The man looks him in the eyes, and 'he' sees nothing but pain and sorrow.

The man slowly bends down and picks up the gun and hands it to 'him'.

'He' hesitates.

"What do you want?"

"Take it."

'He' slowly stretches out his hand and grabs it.

The man takes one step back and kneels.

"Shoot me."

Emotionless.

'He' looks at the weapon in his hand.

'He' looks at him.

Confused.

"Why?"

"I give up. You win."

"I win what?"

"You win."

"I don't understand."

A tear falls down the man's cheek.

"Neither do I."




EDIT: I have no idea what this means. It just comes to me.

Am I The Only One

Am I the only one who:

Thinks Mr Liu YJ and Liu Guo Jin seem related (though everyone says they aren't)

- Same surname
- Similar faces
- That hair
- Both like basketball

Three Brothers

Three Brothers

Once, there were three brothers.

The first brother was naturally outspoken, open, confident and optimistic about everything.

The second brother was intelligent but shy and introverted, and was humble and caring to others.

The third brother had a mind of evil, looked at everything in a negative way and was very pessimistic.

Despite their differences, they got along. One day, they decided to split up, and it was so.

The first brother embarked on a journey to become successful in life. Everywhere he went, he made a good impression on other people and gained recognition for his outstanding leadership skills. Everybody knew him, everybody liked him, everybody listened to him, and seeing that his ways were not ways of wrong, he was happy. But inside, he felt nobody truly understood him for who he was.

The second brother wanted to find some place quiet and simply allowed himself to be alone and away from people. He made a few friends, which he cared for and helped as he could. He gained recognition for his great wisdom and intelligence, yet remained humble at the face of praise, and seeing that his ways were not those of wrong, he was happy. But inside, he felt nobody truly understood him for who he was.

The third brother plotted and schemed and committed many terrible deeds, gaining recognition for his lack of remorse and utter indifference to other people's feelings. He saw no use in caring about other people's feelings and exploited those whose trust he gained. He found many people like him, and felt that his ways were not those of wrong, and he was happy. But inside, he felt nobody truly understood him for who he was.

Life is short.

Soon enough, they were old and couldn't travel anymore. They decided to meet in a park they used to visit when they were young children. Three brothers of different characters, morals, ideals and ways of thinking, each having led his own life, come together once again after a lifetime of adventures. Seeing each other again, none of them thought they'd come back so different. As the three old brothers sat on a park bench and stared into the distance, admiring the fluffy clouds and flocks of birds, each ponders on his life. The things they did, their impacts on other people, contributions to society, the stuff old people think about usually.

As the sun sets, they look at each other and smile.

They then whip out their phones and compare Flappy Bird high scores.



Written by Bruce Ng, 2014